As soon as I ordered the mug, a prospective customer called me and bought $1M worth of product. When the mug arrived, very quickly I may add, that same customer bought $1B worth of product. Also, it keep my business juices at just the right temperature. Thank you Grandex!
I started to use this mug just like any other mug, but quickly realized that sentiment could not go on. I am warning you, be careful with this mug. Deals will be closed at an alarming rate and in such volume that within three days of using it I was under FBI investigation for insider trading. All good though, struck a deal with the investigator thanks to the very same mug. Be careful with it, but milk this mug for all its worth.
Put that coffee down..Coffee is for Closers. I have been snappin necks and cashin checks ever since receiving the DCO mug... Do your bank account a favor and close on this deal before people realize you got the job via nepotism..Promo Code: Sock.. Catch me on LinkedIn afterwards
I had my first cup of Coffee this morning, and immediately closed 4 deals.
Simple and elegant, the Deal Closers Only mug is the perfect mug to let people know that you're ready to do business. Pour a fresh cup of deal sauce into this bad boy and you're ready to go for a long day at the office.